“When all you have is a hammer…”

“…every problem looks like a nail,”

Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Poor economy?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Terriffic economy?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Terrorists attack?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Political instability overseas?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Earthquake?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Trade deficit?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Stubbed toe?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Won an election?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Lost an election?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Lost an erection?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Wacko goes on a shooting spree?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

Hammer goes to jail for laundering money?
Cut taxes for the rich, buy more bombs, pass laws against abortion and homosexuality.

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